Princess Buttercup is a Stupid Name.

3OH!3 is playing in our city in two weeks. It’s an AP tour…lots of mainstream radio crap, but I like this band. I’m stoked. I’m writing this long list of concerts I’ve seen and that I need to see, but you guys probably don’t care about reading it so I’ll keep it on my bedroom wall.

Is anybody going to see any concerts playing in their area any time soon? If so tell me about it.

Yeeahhh so it’s almost April. The school year is nearly over. This year has been weird.

You know how in tv shows whenever someone is having a bad day it rains? And their walking home alone in the dark and a car next to you drives through a puddle creating a splash of muddy water that completly drowns you immdediatly making you feel ten times worse? Haha yeah, that just happened to me. Tide2Go sticks are my heros.

So where is everyone? I’ve been talking to Zipo…we’re beginning to wonder if this is the end. Depressing is it not? That’s why you should take 3 seconds to comment this post, so it doesn’t get lonely all the time. Ya dig?

Here: Thought you might like this. It’s a poster on how music effects (affects?) your SAT score.

http://despairfaction.com/showthread.php?t=127178

I just re-read this post and it’s RIDDLED with gramatical errors. My sincerest apologies. I’ll fix it in the morning.

Happy Birthday Dr.Suess!

Sorry about posting again,twice in a row. But today is important,Theodor Seuss Geisel,Dr Suess, was born today. I grew up on Dr Suess books,My first book to read was Go Dogs Go.  Dr,Suess made many popular characters like,the Grinch,Sam I Am,The Larynx,The Hoos, and most famously,The Cat In The Hat. Dr.Suess has inspired people from the ages 2-95+ . His rhyming  is famous,and he has made many popular storylines. He is in the top 5 of greatest Authors writers ever:

TOP 5 GREATEST AUTHORS AND WRITERS OF ALL TIME IN THE SPAN OF HISTORY:

5.George Orwell

4.J.R.R Tolkien

3.Jules Verne

2.Dr. Suess

1.Mark Twain

PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO POST BELOW. SEEING HOW NOT MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN IT YET. SO READ PREVIOUS POST. YEA.

Back In The U.S.S.R

Halito! Opus Here! I just finished listening to an awesome Beatles song and felt like making this post.[guess which one;)]I was inspired to make this one type of post when I was listening to this song in our local Books A Million. I was searching through Oxford Classics and thought, lotsa stuff here I could make fun of. And soooo..Here I am . This post will contain subtle cultural references that you will have to find yourself. Now to my story..

“I was walking along the long,narrow rows of our local Books-A-Million when I noticed a book I may like reading, I thought ‘my my this looks like a good book,looks like 4 or 5 books still in stock neatly stacked togethor. I took one of the books and saw i had picked up all 5 of the books, i then saw it was not 5 books but 1. I was shocked. I put the book down, walked away and though,’WHAT THE HE**!!!  This dude had no life to write such a long book! Good lord!’ I walked away from the aisle and would never want to see another ” War and Peace” book again.  I then walked to  the comic section and read my favorite comic,Pearls Before Swine,and sat down on  a seat. I sat there for quite some time while boys and girls of my age walked past looking at the nearby magna books ,which are written backwards and opens from the back, and some adults look at new romance books. Then a lady that loked middle aged and a man walked past swifly in the aisle in front,the comics, of me. The lady said ‘And do tell, whats this aisle about?’. My right brain,as Lewis Black would put it, then said to my left side of the brain ‘its dark in here’ ‘i think everything stopped’. I was sitting there looking where the lady and man used to be with my eyes wide open thinking i better not think of this for long seeing how blood my come out my ear and nose. I then resumed reading about the crocodiles and angry rats in my facorite comic.”

I shall name that ”The Books A Million Story” thank you, thank you *crickets*

I shall now listen to Revolution 9 while reading Animal Farm and begin by decent into madness.

(Yes Frontwards and Back wards )