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I. AM. NOT. READING. TWILIGHT. So kindly screw off.

November 20, 2008

Hey. Guess who’s going to the midnight showing of TWILIGHT THE MOVIE tomorrow night.

My dear lovely mother has taken pitty on my poor sweet cousin, Kelly, because without an escort/usher/bodygaurd, she will not be seeing Twilight tomorrow night at freakin 12:00 in the morning, and will have to wait til the next possible showing at 3:20 directly after school the next day.

Those fake crocodile tears running down my cousin’s face pursuaded my dear lovely mother to assure her that I would gladly go see the midnight showing with her as her accompaniment.

God help me. I haven’t even read the books. I have a mucho grande greek mythology test the next day. And  I can’t be caught at the movie. My sanity and heterosexuality will forever be questioned if someone sees me at that movie.  I’m sweating bullets just thinking about it.

And that’s pretty much it on updates. OH YEA! i got my green belt on that karate game at the dojo. (do you guys know what i’m talking about?? probably not :mrgreen: )

And Narniapenguin has a new site i think. You should go visit that.